Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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