next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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