Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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