so that wasnt chicken after all
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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