so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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