so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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