It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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