I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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