Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
