People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Panties = found
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
