He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize