do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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