census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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