She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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