i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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