More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
