Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
