My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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