Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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