Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
foreskin is a definite game changer
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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