Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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