Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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