its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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