I hope mine doesn't look like that
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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