Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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