I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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