This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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