my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He has the fingertips of a God
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