sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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