One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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