I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there was a trapeze. enough said
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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