Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
