Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
