Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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