I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You took a bar mat shot.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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