Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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