If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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