he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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