I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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