Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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