I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
