can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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