love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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