I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize