Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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