Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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