I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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