Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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