Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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