Dual....:-)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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