Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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