You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
kristin has been a bad kristin
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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