The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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