Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Randomize
