you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
