I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize